Shameless Product Non-Endorsement

A few days ago, a friend of mine was doing some spring cleaning. One of her projects was to clean out all of her purses. She came across one that she doesn't recall using since last November. Among the contents of the bag were two chicken nuggets from a certain well-known fast food chain, which shall remain nameless (although two red pigtails might give it away). Two 7-month old chicken nuggets! And the scary part is not that she had chicken nuggets in her purse (she's a mom). The scary part is that they looked as if she'd bought them yesterday! Yep, no mold, no decay... just two perfectly good-looking nuggets! Anybody hungry? :)

If you've seen SuperSize Me, this may remind you of the french fry experiment (the two-month old perfectly fresh-looking fries)... Now we know they weren't faking!